I don't want a faked leather jacket! That's not rock & roll enough to me!!!

i likes mine meat, i likes mine eggs and milk, i likes it all....

Oh come on, you couldn't tell it was a fake soccer ball when they used it in the women's finals that one time.
AND it's more durable.

But it won't smell like leather... And I would know that it's faked, so I couldn't appriciate it.

Plus those fake things make you sweat like a pig

I never thought bout that, but yeah...that's a reason.
I didn't know, I don't wear any faked leather clothes.

I remember groping some girl`s tits when she was wearing a PVC catsuit. They made squelching noises when I squeezed them

Ehh, nice...
*doesn't know what to say*

you know you wish they were yours that he groped ;)

Oh yeah, how I do! You're just too right, spike. You caught my most secret thoughts...