When did the concept of death really, truly, sink in?

OccultHawk · 06-15-2017, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Occult you're a ****ed up **** but at least you had sense enough not to have a goddamn kid.

I appreciate that. There's a dead junky who never lived thanks to me.

Lucem Ferre · 06-15-2017, 11:42 PM

I have a friend that used to think the same way about kids until he met his baby mama. They actually both never wanted a kid. Then something changed and they both wanted to have a kid. And now that kid means more to him than anything. Even drugs and sluts and he loves drugs and sluts.

OccultHawk · 06-16-2017, 12:01 AM

Yeah. That's pretty common.

In my opinion if you don't quit drugging you obviously don't give a **** about your kid but whatever.

Chula Vista · 06-16-2017, 12:16 AM

Linda was on birth control and based on her doctor's recommendation stopped it for a while. We reverted to using the rythym method. Six months later - holy ****! Shortly after we ended up in the emergency room because she was in massive pain. The doctor came out after a while and said that she might have a tubular pregancy which would need to be aborted, but they wouldn't know for sure until the next morning.

I drove home alone that night with extreme mixed feelings. We were both only 22, **** poor, and not ready at all.

The next morning I get the call. We're going to have a baby. 7 months later I hear her crying in the kitchen, walk in, and she's standing in a puddle scared ****less.

Grab the pre-prepared suitacse and rush to the hospital. 12 hours later: "It's a girl!"

Surreal is not a strong enough word. Time for Linda to crash so I go with the nurse to measure and weigh the baby. I notice that her skull is really oblong and mention it to the nurse. She says it's normal and what happens so a baby can get through the birth canal.

I reply: Is it going to get back to normal? She answers: Have you ever seen an adult walking around with a head like that?

On the drive home (alone again) I had to pull over and get out of the car because the lightning bolt finally hit me. I'm a father!

What a long strange trip it's been. And I get to walk her down the aisle on Saturday.

Lucem Ferre · 06-16-2017, 12:25 AM

I feel like having a child always seems to give somebody a special sense of meaning that I never want to experience.

OccultHawk · 06-16-2017, 12:26 AM

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The next morning I get the call. We're going to have a baby. 7 months later I hear her crying in the kitchen

Damn. For a second there I thought this might have a happy ending.

OccultHawk · 06-16-2017, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I feel like having a child always seems to give somebody a special sense of meaning that I never want to experience.

lol

Good way to put it.

Chula Vista · 06-16-2017, 12:47 AM

Thank God there's lots of people like me that cancel out people like you. Otherwise the human race might have fizzled out centuries ago.

Although if this was the last thing I ever saw as a man, I'd be happy.

Lucem Ferre · 06-16-2017, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Thank God there's lots of people like me that cancel out people like you. Otherwise the human race might have fizzled out centuries ago.

Although if this was the last thing I ever saw as a man, I'd be happy.

You don't just cancel us out, you vastly out number us at a dangerous proportion. Overpopulation is a real and terrible threat. And I'm a firm believer in the Church of Euthanasia. Well, not that we need to kill off the human race to save the planet, but that population growth is an eventual problem that needs to be fixed. I also don't give too much of a **** to be honest. I don't plan on living long enough to see those repercussions. People like you, you're good fathers and raise good people. People like me would make ****ty fathers and acknowledge it and do our part to try and keep our population under control.

Edit: Even if I have to drop kick a pot belly.

Chula Vista · 06-16-2017, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

People like you, you're good fathers and raise good people.

Thanks. I deeply and truly appreciate that. I also agree that doctors should have the ability to check out people who've reached that point in life.

I plan on taking my glock, climbing into a local dumpster, and making a mess when the time comes. Linda actually pretty much knows this. I will NOT become a medical, financial, and emotional burden, with no hope of getting better, for my wife and kids.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Linda was on birth control and based on her doctor's recommendation stopped it for a while. We reverted to using the rythym method. Six months later - holy **! Shortly after we ended up in the emergency room because she was in massive pain. The doctor came out after a while and said that she might have a tubular pregancy which would need to be aborted, but they wouldn't know for sure until the next morning. I drove home alone that night with extreme mixed feelings. We were both only 22, poor, and not ready at all. The next morning I get the call. We're going to have a baby. 7 months later I hear her crying in the kitchen, walk in, and she's standing in a puddle scared **less. Grab the pre-prepared suitacse and rush to the hospital. 12 hours later: "It's a girl!" Surreal is not a strong enough word. Time for Linda to crash so I go with the nurse to measure and weigh the baby. I notice that her skull is really oblong and mention it to the nurse. She says it's normal and what happens so a baby can get through the birth canal. I reply: Is it going to get back to normal? She answers: Have you ever seen an adult walking around with a head like that? On the drive home (alone again) I had to pull over and get out of the car because the lightning bolt finally hit me. I'm a father! What a long strange trip it's been. And I get to walk her down the aisle on Saturday. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-16-2017, 12:47 AM	#108 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Thank God there's lots of people like me that cancel out people like you. Otherwise the human race might have fizzled out centuries ago. Although if this was the last thing I ever saw as a man, I'd be happy. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”