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Old 06-14-2017, 10:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I thought everyone except for me was an alien or robots and I was the center of some kind of elaborate experiment.

This was in my early 20's but I read something about prostitutes in Vietnam putting razor blades in their vaginas to slice up American cocks. And for a while I had this phobia that my girlfriend was going to do that to me. Finally, she came out and said, "I don't have a razor blade in my pussy." I guess she could see the terror on my face.

When I was like from 5-8 years old I used to hallucinate and hear voices. It was more weird than scary. I also pissed my pants a lot back then.

Starting at around ten I started obsessing that some kind of weird Nazi like ghost goon was following me and watching me through my window. Sometimes he would be like neon colored in outline but pitch black or invisible otherwise.

I also worried obsessively about running into a vicious dog pack even though I had never seen one.
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Old 06-15-2017, 12:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought everyone except for me was an alien or robots and I was the center of some kind of elaborate experiment.

This was in my early 20's but I read something about prostitutes in Vietnam putting razor blades in their vaginas to slice up American cocks. And for a while I had this phobia that my girlfriend was going to do that to me. Finally, she came out and said, "I don't have a razor blade in my pussy." I guess she could see the terror on my face.

When I was like from 5-8 years old I used to hallucinate and hear voices. It was more weird than scary. I also pissed my pants a lot back then.

Starting at around ten I started obsessing that some kind of weird Nazi like ghost goon was following me and watching me through my window. Sometimes he would be like neon colored in outline but pitch black or invisible otherwise.

I also worried obsessively about running into a vicious dog pack even though I had never seen one.
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I believed the alien/robot thing for a short time as well, but then I began believing the reverse-- that I was an alien cyborg. When I was feeling extra paranoid I sometimes thought that I had been abducted and slaughtered by aliens as a child-- aliens who then transferred my brain/consciousness to a cloned half-cyborg version of my self. I blame this on having been raised by The X-Files though. I thought EVERYTHING Mulder said was 110% true.
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When I was like from 5-8 years old I used to hallucinate and hear voices. It was more weird than scary.
I feel like my whole childhood up to around 6 or 7 years old was like this. Being a child was like being in the throes of a crazy acid trip without any unprovoked sense of fear.
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Starting at around ten I started obsessing that some kind of weird Nazi like ghost goon was following me and watching me through my window.Sometimes he would be like neon colored in outline but pitch black or invisible otherwise.
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Wow I didn't even think of that.
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