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Old 06-15-2017, 02:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I remember being just afraid of the dark in general around 5 and always had to sleep with a night light.

So my cousins came up with this game/test where I would roam around in the dark and they would jump out trying to scare me and grab at my legs from under the table. I had to make it from upstairs to the kitchen downstairs where those maniacs had legos all over the kitchen floor. I ended up jump kicking into the darkness after hearing a sound and later found out that I kicked my female cousin in the pussy and she was rolling around on the ground.
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Old 06-15-2017, 02:24 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, for some reason probably between ten and twelve or something I would have to pee constantly throughout the night like an old man. And after the second time I wouldn't even have to pee, but I absolutely had to get out of bed cause I could swear I had to pee. And this might go on for hours.
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Old 06-15-2017, 05:28 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I remember having some crazy ****ing nightmares after watching Hook.
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Old 06-15-2017, 05:34 PM   #24 (permalink)
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This isn't weird or anything...more innocent.

I grew up in a bar. My father was a volunteer firefighter and they had a members only bar. I spent the better part of every weekend night there until I was about twelve. Up until I was bout eight or nine, I always thought my dad just really liked his friends and hanging out there because after a few hours, he'd be all silly and in a great mood. We would do crazy stuff with the other dads and kids there, including my uncle and cousin who is also my best friend. They'd let us ride with them in their trucks during snowstorms in the parking lot doing donuts. We'd see who could climb to the top of the roof the fastest. They'd always be yelling and screaming at each other over nonsense at the bar, then be laughing the next minute. They'd come over with the rest of their friends and see who could beat us in NES Tennis. Lots of fun.

It hit me one day that the reason for all this was because they were all absolutely sh*tfaced.
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Starting at around ten I started obsessing that some kind of weird Nazi like ghost goon was following me and watching me through my window.Sometimes he would be like neon colored in outline but pitch black or invisible otherwise.
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I remember having some crazy ****ing nightmares after watching In The Night Garden.

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Wow I didn't even think of that.
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Old 06-16-2017, 01:07 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I was very much afraid of both tornadoes and aliens as a kid, to the extent that they were the basis of pretty much every nightmare I had (never together though). I remember one particular dream involved our family and cousins staying in a beach hotel that was still under construction even though we knew a tornado was coming through and me begging them not to stay in the hotel, but we did anyways and it tore the building down and we had to run away through the streets.

And then yeah I had a lot of other dreams involving aliens landing in our front yard and **** like that.
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Old 06-16-2017, 02:31 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Please tell me she was pregnant!
Even if she was it wouldn't matter. You were sleeping all through Biology class huh?

She wasn't though. She was about 12 at the time.
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