Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey

I don't have teeth.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

This thread has too many limeys. Can the mods please fix this?

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I got one of those electric spray deals that shoots water in your mouth with a lot of force. It's exciting when I set it up. I like to use it when I'm stoned. Has anyone here ever got really stoned and started thinking their teeth were crumbling apart? Imagine being on meth and it really was. Meth makes you grind the **** out of your teeth. I used to grind my teeth but I stopped. I like hard toothbrushes. They're actually kind of hard to find. Brush your tongue. Use listerine. **** the "good" bacteria. Use popular toothpaste brands like Crest. Don't use weird hippy herbal **** unless you want your teeth to fall out. Don't go the dentist more than once every 5 years. **** them with all that poking around. Brush up and down not sideways. Take the weekend off unless you're going out. Use xylitol if you drink smoke weed and take drugs that give you cottonmouth. Drink a lot of water. Don't worry about hydroencyphaletis when your brain swells from water.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Source: Web MD Bitch

Originally Posted by Exo

Who the f*ck got time to brush after every meal?

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

This thread has too many limeys. Can the mods please fix this?

Originally Posted by GuD

With royal ****ing gate voddie

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.