You buy factory made chocolate milk and add more powder in the glass so you get that wonderful goo at the bottom and the special creaminess of the factory stuff.

Deal!!!

I'm getting a new job y'all

Tired of this **** so I'm gonna be either a cookie delivery driver or a merchandiser

Cookies. Definitely cookies. Cookies all the way all day in the month of May.

It's Insomnia Cookies though so the hours would be ****. I'm honestly shooting more for merchandising (in which I sign up daily to drive to stores and take products off the shelves or put them on).

Deliver medical marijuana

You might be forgetting something there bud

So you don't know whether you should work for Insomnia Cookies or not? Maybe you should sleep on it.

Cross state lines. Rock stars can do it for sex, you can do it for work.

Tbh, I would become a cookie delivery man in a heartbeat, if I lived in a place that was fruity enough to have a demand for cookie deliveries.