Neighbors horrible musicians

OccultHawk · 04-02-2017, 10:03 PM

Occasionally one guy plays the bass another the drums. They never play together. Different apartments. Both of them exactly the same. They just doodle. Never holds a beat on the drums. Never plays along with a record. Never practices fulcrum or any sort of technique. Never improves. Bass dude never plays scales, never plays an interesting baseline, has no technique at all, just random plucking away. Not any kind of free thinking randomness either. I know both these guys and they nothing about music. Why don't they at least try to create some sort of structure, rhythm, or something semi-musical? It's like they're in ****ing kindergarten. I'm no musician but if I wanted to I would start by practicing scales or something. Seriously. WTF?

**Frownland** · 04-02-2017, 10:20 PM

What's up neighbour.

Chula Vista · 04-02-2017, 10:29 PM

Was just about to post along the lines of "Imagine what Frowny's neighbors must feel like?" But the man himself stole my punchline.

Mondo Bungle · 04-02-2017, 10:34 PM

Why you don't you kick their ass like a nongay bitch

OccultHawk · 04-02-2017, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

What's up neighbour.

Your music is interesting and has focus. If these guys branched into atonality or abstract structure it would be different. Even if they took a punk I don't have to learn to play attitude that would be ok. These guys think they're learning an instrument.

OccultHawk · 04-02-2017, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

Why you don't you kick their ass like a nongay bitch

They're just regular white dudes.

Mondo Bungle · 04-02-2017, 10:46 PM

skin them alive

Tristan_Geoff · 04-02-2017, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

skin them alive

Chula Vista · 04-02-2017, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

skin them alive

Be sure to hang them upside down first. That way they can't pass out from the pain because they'll have too much blood in their brains.

Seriously, it works.

Isbjørn · 04-03-2017, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Be sure to hang them upside down first. That way they can't pass out from the pain because they'll have too much blood in their brains.

Seriously, it works.

what the

****

you're no longer invited to my bday party

04-02-2017, 10:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Neighbors horrible musicians Occasionally one guy plays the bass another the drums. They never play together. Different apartments. Both of them exactly the same. They just doodle. Never holds a beat on the drums. Never plays along with a record. Never practices fulcrum or any sort of technique. Never improves. Bass dude never plays scales, never plays an interesting baseline, has no technique at all, just random plucking away. Not any kind of free thinking randomness either. I know both these guys and they nothing about music. Why don't they at least try to create some sort of structure, rhythm, or something semi-musical? It's like they're in ****ing kindergarten. I'm no musician but if I wanted to I would start by practicing scales or something. Seriously. WTF?

04-02-2017, 10:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	What's up neighbour. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-02-2017, 10:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Was just about to post along the lines of "Imagine what Frowny's neighbors must feel like?" But the man himself stole my punchline. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”