Stupid Things Fake Music Lovers Say - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Stupid Things Fake Music Lovers Say Stupid Things Fake Music Lovers Say
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 1 of 22 1 2311 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-21-2017, 01:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default Stupid Things Fake Music Lovers Say
You've heard them, now display them.

Things like:

Them: I love [insert artist here]
Me: Really? What's your favorite album?
Them: Oh I don't know, I've only heard their stuff on the radio

Or things like:

Them: I love heavy metal
Me: Really? What's your favorite band?
Them: Linkin Park
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 01:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
OQB
 
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Frownland
Posts: 8,831
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiiii View Post
Them: I love heavy metal
Me: Really? What's your favorite band?
Them: Linkin Park
or nightwish
__________________
Music Blog / RYM / Last.fm / Qwertyy's Journal of Music Reviews and Other Assorted Ramblings

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 01:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
midnite roles around
 
Tristan_Geoff's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 5,303
Default
On the flipside, indie pricks are equally intolerable. The kind that'll **** all over you for not wearing the right shoes, right clothes, or listen to stuff that isn't "obscure enough".
__________________
YW Fam: All MB Music Projects Under One Roof

Emo/Pop Punk Journal

Techno Journal


Quote:
Originally Posted by Neward Thelman View Post
"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I own the mail
Tristan_Geoff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 01:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: The Black Country
Posts: 8,827
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiiii View Post
Things like:

Them: I love Grime
Me: Really? Who are your favorite artists?
Them: Giggs, Krept & Konan <3
.
Cuthbert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 01:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy View Post
or nightwish
Yeah. Ya feel me?
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 02:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
Born to be mild
 
Trollheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,995
Default
I think what's often worse is that you'll be told someone loves an artist, but ask them to name a favourite track and it's ALWAYS something they released as a single, leaving you with the clear impression they never bought any of their albums.

Examples: I love Prince, but all they can name is 1999, Little red Corvette, Purple Rain, Raspberry Beret etc.

Big fan of Metallica? Favourite song? Enter Sandman.

Like Genesis? Yeah, that song Abacab is great isn't it?

And so on....
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018
Trollheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 02:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
I think what's often worse is that you'll be told someone loves an artist, but ask them to name a favourite track and it's ALWAYS something they released as a single, leaving you with the clear impression they never bought any of their albums.

Examples: I love Prince, but all they can name is 1999, Little red Corvette, Purple Rain, Raspberry Beret etc.

Big fan of Metallica? Favourite song? Enter Sandman.

Like Genesis? Yeah, that song Abacab is great isn't it?

And so on....
This happens far too often too.

Like...

What's your favorite Kanye West track?
Oh, I love Stronger.
The one with Daft Punk, right?
Who the heck is Daft Punk?
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 02:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
midnite roles around
 
Tristan_Geoff's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 5,303
Default
"Hey! Nice shirt! What's your favorite song by them?"

"Hmm? Oh, I'm just wearing this 'cause it looks cool"
__________________
YW Fam: All MB Music Projects Under One Roof

Emo/Pop Punk Journal

Techno Journal


Quote:
Originally Posted by Neward Thelman View Post
"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I own the mail
Tristan_Geoff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 02:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: The Black Country
Posts: 8,827
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
I think what's often worse is that you'll be told someone loves an artist, but ask them to name a favourite track and it's ALWAYS something they released as a single, leaving you with the clear impression they never bought any of their albums.

Examples: I love Prince, but all they can name is 1999, Little red Corvette, Purple Rain, Raspberry Beret etc.


Accurate.

I'd be surprised at people my age even knowing four of his tracks though.
Cuthbert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2017, 02:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock View Post
"Hey! Nice shirt! What's your favorite song by them?"

"Hmm? Oh, I'm just wearing this 'cause it looks cool"


"Dude I was at Ozzfest too!"
"Oh yeah? Oh this! This is just my brothers shirt. I didn't actually go. Haha lol"
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 22 1 2311 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.