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Old 03-21-2017, 06:18 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Or I fall under the "I Don't Care Enough about Genesis to Explore their Discography cause **** That" premise.
You hate a band that you aren't even familair with? So that's how it works. I wasn't understanding the rules.
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:21 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Nobody doubts you dislike anything remotely punk idk what you're saying here
Do I really have to list all of the stuff I listen to again?
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:22 PM   #83 (permalink)
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My hatred is fueled by multiple attempts and at least two full length listens (except for Seconds Out) of Acbabdaabdab, Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, Foxtrot, Seconds Out, and Selling England By the Pound.

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You hate a band that you aren't even familair with? So that's how it works. I wasn't understanding the rules.
You made the rules bro.

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Or I can simply check it out and decide that I don't like it.
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:24 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Here's a lolipop Billy. *pats Billy on head* Billy putting his brainpower to work.
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:26 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Things fake powerviolence fans would say

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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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You hate a band that you aren't even familair with? So that's how it works. I wasn't understanding the rules.
That's another good one. Basically translates to, "I have no confidence in my own musical taste so I get defensive when somebody says anything negative about a band I like."
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"So it's just silent the whole time?"
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:36 PM   #88 (permalink)
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"Sorry, I can't go to a show cause I gotta work."
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It's actually not impossible to find people who are passionate about music.
Yeah but your average musician wants to make money and pay the bills. Private helicopters, sexy chicks and mansions are all nice too. What I'm saying is that, while there are surely some people who play for the pure enjoyment and never want to make a career out of their music, the chances of finding a lot of likeminded people are remote. Can you imagine the ad:

(Let's assume elph is a guitarist, I don't know: substitute as required)
Guitarist seeks band. Must under no circumstances wish to earn money, gain fame or ever have a hit record. Band names will not be entertained. Apply etc...



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Most writers will tell you they'd write even if no one was there to read their work
Was it not Shakespeare who said "None but a blockhead writes but to earn money" or something like that?
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People say they like Genesis?
Sad, lonely people.
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First off


*hypocrisy



*triggered*

Check out this band that is trailblazing in the modern day while you guys 30+ years older than me circle jerk to neoprog.



serious? Do you really think anyone here subscribes to that philosophy? If you do then you're clearly just butthurt that people don't like boring ass Genesis as much as you do.
In my defence, I have never bored up anyone's ass, least of all the members of Genesis.
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I can respect early 70's Genesis, but screamo has yet to produce someone as laughable as Phil Collins.
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I think he's terrible in Genesis (comes with the territory of being in a band that plays terrible music) but Unorthodox Behaviour is great.
How is it you can say this but if I say it about your music I'm being close-minded, or don't get it, or whatever other excuse you want to use to tell me I can't say your music is awful and assaults my ears?
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Genesis is subjectively dull and cringey though.
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"Sorry, I can't go to a show cause I gotta work."
Or in your case, the reverse.
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Old 03-21-2017, 07:23 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Yeah but your average musician wants to make money and pay the bills. Private helicopters, sexy chicks and mansions are all nice too. What I'm saying is that, while there are surely some people who play for the pure enjoyment and never want to make a career out of their music, the chances of finding a lot of likeminded people are remote. Can you imagine the ad:
This thread isn't stupid things that fake musicians say. Having met hordes of non-career minded musicians, I can firmly say that it is not remote or even difficult to find someone to make music with who actually only cares about the music. Unsurprisingly, some of the world's best music was made by those types of people.

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How is it you can say this but if I say it about your music I'm being close-minded, or don't get it, or whatever other excuse you want to use to tell me I can't say your music is awful and assaults my ears?
Well it being an assault isn't exactly wrong for some albums, but here are a few things.

I'm a musician
I listen to prog, regularly
I'm simply better than you
You are closeminded in many more ways than not accepting my music as the greatest
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