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Old 01-27-2017, 04:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default If you had a child the first time you had sex.....how old would it be today?
they would be 13 years old




i dont think i could handle a 13 year old right now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




what about for you folks?
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Old 01-27-2017, 04:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The first time my dick was inside a vagina I was less than a year.. so it would be 31.
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Old 01-27-2017, 04:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The first time my dick was inside a vagina I was less than a year.. so it would be 31.

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My older sister made a baby the first time. He just turned 40 and still lives at home. I have no point here.
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My older sister made a baby the first time. He just turned 40 and still lives at home. I have no point here.
I'd appreciate if you wouldn't put my personal information on a public forum. Thank you.
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Old 01-27-2017, 05:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Very noncey question.
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they would be 13 years old
So that makes you 53 then?
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Old 01-27-2017, 05:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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So that makes you 53 then?
lol whered ya get that math from?


im 28


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Old 01-27-2017, 06:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Mine wouldn't even be thought of.
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