Keep your generic family. I'd shoot your husband, smother your kids, and take your joint bank account to Vegas.

We're really jealous of your kids and are upset about how we don't have to sacrifice the fun in our lives to change nappies.

We are broke so the joke's on you.

And my man would crush you into something that resembled one of your whopper juniors while the kids and I video-recorded the festivities. Then we'd take a dump on your beloved computer and wipe our asses with your Manowar albums.

i like this, good post.

Thank you, qwerty. You've been good to me here: you know how to dish it out as well as take it, while understanding boundaries, as I try to as well.

The albums might hurt a bit, but I'd imagine it's totally worth it.

So you have children you can barely/can't support? Good job. Have more kids. That's what you people do isn't it?

Boundaries are for ***gots.

This doesn't happen with Pedestrian or WWWP though.

Which brings us back to