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Old 01-18-2017, 12:42 PM   #91 (permalink)
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If I open a door for you the least you can do is let me kick you in the ass.
You wouldn't get a chance. I booby-trapped said door to tar and feather the opener directly after my exit. All that Home Alone during my childhood years is finally paying off!
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Old 01-18-2017, 12:49 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Why is it that CD entire personality as it relates to this forum is "I am a woman"
Because she's too boring to have anything else to go off of, except for liking Collective Soul, which kind of goes hand in hand with personality trait A.
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You weren't around for the first part of my forumship in which I masqueraded as a transvestite.
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Old 01-18-2017, 12:51 PM   #94 (permalink)
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You wouldn't get a chance. I booby-trapped said door to tar and feather the opener directly after my exit. All that Home Alone during my childhood years is finally paying off!
Watch out for the Matchbox cars.

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Because she's too boring to have anything else to go off of, except for liking Collective Soul, which kind of goes hand in hand with personality trait A.
Your preemptive-strike style defense mechanisms are truly delightful. Tell me, do you come at me every time you wish you could confront your own mother? I'm flattered to be the mommy you could never banter with.
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I love how Frown is always talking about how boring I am... and yet he's usually the one to strike up conversation between the two of us.

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Because she's a woman.
Batty knows. And tbh, you guys were the ones who wanted to put me insde that box as soon as y'all figured out I wasn't actually a dude (which was fairly recent), so I simply rolled with it.

The last thing MB needs is another pretentious ******* pontificating about their superior perspective and posturing as some complex living Picasso whilst spilling their hubris all over the forum.
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Old 01-18-2017, 01:26 PM   #99 (permalink)
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BS. You've been going on about your cro-mag husband and kids for ages. It seems to be all you have. (Cause who really cares about hairdressers?)
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BS. You've been going on about your cro-mag husband and kids for ages. It seems to be all you have. (Cause who really cares about hairdressers?)
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