Because she's too boring to have anything else to go off of, except for liking Collective Soul, which kind of goes hand in hand with personality trait A.

You weren't around for the first part of my forumship in which I masqueraded as a transvestite.

Watch out for the Matchbox cars.

Because she's a woman.

Your preemptive-strike style defense mechanisms are truly delightful. Tell me, do you come at me every time you wish you could confront your own mother? I'm flattered to be the mommy you could never banter with.

*snooze*

I love how Frown is always talking about how boring I am... and yet he's usually the one to strike up conversation between the two of us.

Simple-minded irony goes great with perfectly steeped green tea (sip)

Batty knows. And tbh, you guys were the ones who wanted to put me insde that box as soon as y'all figured out I wasn't actually a dude (which was fairly recent), so I simply rolled with it.

The last thing MB needs is another pretentious ******* pontificating about their superior perspective and posturing as some complex living Picasso whilst spilling their hubris all over the forum.

BS. You've been going on about your cro-mag husband and kids for ages. It seems to be all you have. (Cause who really cares about hairdressers?)

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It's all I need and more than any of you have.