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08-04-2005, 06:17 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Let it drip
Join Date: Nov 2004
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The concept of a "free house"
Seeing as ive run out of things to say about music- im going to rant about my free house and free houses in general. they are the most overrated events ever (for the host anyway). heres me before my parents departed thinking "fuck yeah, smashed 24/7 for 2 weeks", well....first night- had a large party, ****ing great it was. woke up the next day still in dreamland after the nights proceedings (im not explaining, private matters), i walk downstairs while my freinds are all upstairs crashed wherever it was safe to collapse- and my house resembled a bomb wreckage. so me and the unlucky bastards i collared for assistance spent most of the day cleaning the ****hole up. bang goes my sunday. the next week merely consisted of freinds coming over, watching alan partridge DVDs and me missing a girl who had gone on holiday 2 days after the party for 3 WEEKS. sigh, then i got a stomach upset and a mild throat infection. so first week- poo. second week- much of the same minus the illness and a bit of drinking. what a pile of turd. sorry this whole thread will not enlighten any of your lives or help you in any way- but id just like to pint out in full-blooded embitterement that my so-called "dream 2 weeks" was shit.
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08-04-2005, 07:17 PM | #2 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
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A friend of mine went to a party a couple of weeks back.
He said someone poured black food dye in the fishtank (They now have black goldfish) , A couple of lads took this guys motorbike apart & left it in the bath in peices and somebody took a dump in the fireplace. Oh , and someone took a chainsaw to the shed & it`s now in two halves
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08-04-2005, 07:23 PM | #3 (permalink) |
The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
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ya, houseparties are never a good idea if its your house. a classic prank to pull though, is to take a dump in the toilet tank. every flush will smell like ****, and it will take forever for them to figure it out. (also funny to do in restraunts and gas stations)
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08-05-2005, 06:35 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Slavic gay sauce
Join Date: Apr 2005
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i've lived away from my parents since i was 14 and i never threw a party in my apartment, i value it far too much to let drunken nimrods destroy it....if you wanna party, go to a club....
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08-05-2005, 07:24 AM | #5 (permalink) |
raaaaaaa
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Bedford
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mhmh...someone i know had a party, and some guy threw another guy into the floor, and it broke...hmm. Another time, everyone got so drunk, we kinda broke the garden wall, It went into my leg, and hurt. Its just funny if its not your house...but when/if it is...eek.
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