Would You Rather Eat a Mormon or a Buddhist?
 

Pretty self-explanatory. You're not opting to eat a specific Mormon or Buddhist, you just make your choice and we grab one from the lot.

Take your pick and explain why if you feel motivated enough.

Mormon. Aren't serious buddhists vegetarian or some ****? **** that.

Add nymphomaniac to your poll and then we can talk.

Does a lot of sex tenderize the meat or something?

Well ja, I just wanted to know why you think a nympho would taste better. You'd think that going in the other direction would be good eats.

Cum is an amazing marinade.

When I think Mormon I think about very stale and hairy. When I think Buddhist I think about very stale and hairy. When I think nympho..........

well,

not stale or hairy.

Hair can be plucked. Think chickens.

I think you just have hairy men on your mind.