Q: What happened to the dyslexic cannibal who ate two LDS missionaries?
A: He ended up tripping on LSD.
Q: What kind of spread do you put on Buddhists before you eat them?
A: I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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