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View Poll Results: Would You Rather Eat a Mormon or a Buddhist?
Mormon 3 33.33%
Buddhist 6 66.67%
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Old 12-23-2016, 03:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I feel that if I ate a Buddhist he or she will be reincarnated, so really you're just kind of renting them, so it would be Buddhist for me. Plus, being non-violent, the guy wouldn't struggle when you tried to get him into the cookpot. Not to mention that don't Mormons have loads of wives, so more to take revenge on you...
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Old 12-23-2016, 03:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I feel that if I ate a Buddhist he or she will be reincarnated, so really you're just kind of renting them, so it would be Buddhist for me. Plus, being non-violent, the guy wouldn't struggle when you tried to get him into the cookpot. Not to mention that don't Mormons have loads of wives, so more to take revenge on you...
Don't you "rent" all food though?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Mormons are too, fatty
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Old 12-23-2016, 02:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Mormons are too, fatty
Who you calling fatty?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-23-2016, 04:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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buddhists probably have an easier time acclimating to other societies but mormons prolly just hangin with themselves anyways.
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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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