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Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 08:41 PM

Ki

-Leg doesn't work
-No girlfriend
-No real friends
-Lives in Seattle
-Makes music using keyboard drones and audacity effects

Key 10-11-2016 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1756215)

-Leg doesn't work

That's a cheap shot and you know it.

Blank. 10-11-2016 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1756215)
Ki

-Leg doesn't work
-No girlfriend
-No real friends
-Lives in Seattle
-Makes music using keyboard drones and audacity effects

Oh! Now sum my life up in a few bullet points.

The Batlord 10-11-2016 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756210)
What's funny is how hard you've tried to push the idea that you're such a huge dick in the past, but one little old Batlord hurts your feelings by challenging your ability to decipher between facts and propaganda and you block him like a pussy. But I guess you need your safe space. Batlord doesn't need a safe space and Batlord has always been real about himself. Maybe you can take some lessons from him on how to be a man.

Damn... you know a position as my vapid bootlicker just opened up and you've got potential. Just sayin'.

Blank. 10-11-2016 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1756218)
Damn... you know a position as my vapid bootlicker just opened up and you've got potential. Just sayin'.

Oh god! No more violet!

Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756216)
That's a cheap shot and you know it.

Lol sorry about that. With my luck I'm gonna suffer the same fate after I'm done with this stocking job anyways.

The Batlord 10-11-2016 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756214)
Who's next paycheck is $200+.

You were saying?

Holy hot damn! 200 whole dollars?!

*hangs himself in a closet*

Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756217)
Oh! Now sum my life up in a few bullet points.

1blankmind

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Key 10-11-2016 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1756220)
Lol sorry about that. With my luck I'm gonna suffer the same fate after I'm done with this stocking job anyways.

Don't feel sorry for me when you're the one who rips off Frownland and mine's music.

Key 10-11-2016 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1756222)
1blankmind

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:clap:

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756212)
Yes, let's take lessons on how Batlord would teach me how to be a man:

-Work at Burger King in your 30's
-No Aspirations to be below 300 pounds.
-Spend his days and nights drunk to forget about how miserable his life is.
-Not get laid in 10 years.
-No skills in anything whatsoever so to cope with that, come off as some big shot like the big kid on the playground in 5th grade.

Yeah, let's do that.

All of those things are pretty trivial coming from the guy who writes top 10 pokemon lists and thinks that's some kind of great life achievement while blocking people's comments because they hurt his feelings while you STILL continue to trash the people you blocked.

Plus, we all know Batlord is a much more interesting writer.

Key 10-11-2016 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756226)
All of those things are pretty trivial coming from the guy who writes top 10 pokemon lists and thinks that's some kind of great life achievement while blocking people's comments because they hurt his feelings while you STILL continue to trash the people you blocked.

Plus, we all know Batlord is a much more interesting writer.

Yeah, blowing the dicks of black metal bands that pretend to know how to play black metal is certainly more worth writing about.

Blank. 10-11-2016 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1756222)
1blankmind

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Well, this is weak. Do you guys even try?

Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756223)
Don't feel sorry for me when you're the one who rips off Frownland and mine's music.

That ain't true one bit. You wouldn't be making harsh noise if it wasn't for my influence. If anything we both came out of Mondo's camp.

Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756228)
Well, this is weak. Do you guys even try?

;)

Blank. 10-11-2016 08:50 PM

But I'm still original!

Key 10-11-2016 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756228)
Well, this is weak. Do you guys even try?

When it's discussing the lack of life and influence you have on the world, why bother?

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1756229)
That ain't true one bit. You wouldn't be making harsh noise if it wasn't for my influence. If anything we both came out of Mondo's camp.

Mondo pretends to give a **** about his music while simultaneously crying his eyes out when nobody visits him in his tent to listen to it.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756227)
Yeah, blowing the dicks of black metal bands that pretend to know how to play black metal is certainly more worth writing about.

Definitely in comparison to your least favorite pumpkin spice foods.

Key 10-11-2016 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756234)
Definitely in comparison to your least favorite pumpkin spice foods.

So you don't disagree that he blows the dicks of wannabe black metal bands.

Blank. 10-11-2016 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756232)
When it's discussing the lack of life and influence you have on the world, why bother?

Yes. Because writing clickbait articles on pumpkin spice is a great contribution to the world.

Key 10-11-2016 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756236)
Yes. Because writing clickbait articles on pumpkin spice is a great contribution to the world.

Better than flipping burgers at Burger King in an attempt to get my life back together.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756235)
So you don't disagree that he blows the dicks of wannabe black metal bands.

Yes, with much more creativity than your writing or your music. And your name is stupid too.

Blank. 10-11-2016 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756237)
Better than flipping burgers at Burger King in an attempt to get my life back together.

I don't do that. Bat does. I make and sell jewelry. Get your facts straight man.

Key 10-11-2016 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756238)
And your name is stupid too.

This made me laugh for some awful reason since you're not funny in the least bit.

Key 10-11-2016 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756239)
I don't do that. Bat does. I make and sell jewelry. Get your facts straight man.

Well then the flipping burgers comment should have been a compliment when you discuss your real job. Don't let people know this about you though.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756239)
I don't do that. Bat does. I make and sell jewelry. Get your facts straight man.

He's too pussy to go after the people who can actually respond.

Key 10-11-2016 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756242)
He's too pussy to go after the people who can actually respond.

Says the guy that doesn't respond to posts until late in the day when everyone else has given up caring. You no life loser.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756240)
This made me laugh for some awful reason since you're not funny in the least bit.

Oh great, now you'll try to find a way to steal it.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756243)
Says the guy that doesn't respond to posts until late in the day when everyone else has given up caring. You no life loser.

Yes, because having things to do all day makes me a loser...

Blank. 10-11-2016 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756241)
Well then the flipping burgers comment should have been a compliment when you discuss your real job. Don't let people know this about you though.

Dude, my work bounces around on women's tits all day. What does your work do? Give falsehoods.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756247)
Dude, my work bounces around on women's tits all day. What does your work do? Give falsehoods.

I bet you smell bad!

Key 10-11-2016 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1756247)
Dude, my work bounces around on women's tits all day. What does your work do? Give falsehoods.

3 people are attacking me in this thread and the only thing I can think about is how much of a disappointment it must be for your mother to watch her son sell jewelry.

The Batlord 10-11-2016 08:59 PM

This fake argument thread is making the turn into the ****fest I always knew it would become when I saw that Ki had made it.

Blank. 10-11-2016 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756248)
I bet you smell bad!

What do you think smells bad?

Key 10-11-2016 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756245)
Yes, because having things to do all day makes me a loser...

And an idiot. Don't forget idiot!

Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 09:00 PM

Roast me.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756249)
3 people are attacking me in this thread and the only thing I can think about is how much of a disappointment it must be for your mother to watch her son sell jewelry.

You going to cry about it? Oh, boohoo the forum finds you boring, boohoo, everybody is picking on poor little Ki, boohoo. Bitch.

Blank. 10-11-2016 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756249)
3 people are attacking me in this thread and the only thing I can think about is how much of a disappointment it must be for your mother to watch her son sell jewelry.

Considering everyone thoughf I was going to be homeless and a drug addict, I think I made them proud.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1756253)
Roast me.

Squidbillies suck.

Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1756254)
You going to cry about it? Oh, boohoo the forum finds you boring, boohoo, everybody is picking on poor little Ki, boohoo. Bitch.

:( You make me sad.


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