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Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 09:38 PM

Wait, so who's cat did I piss on?

The Batlord 10-11-2016 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1756296)
Maybe he just moved in with them so he'd have a built-in excuse to not succumb to her late night drunken booty calls... since actually growing a pair is obviously out of the question.

She's already engaged though.

Key 10-11-2016 09:39 PM

I'm unignored Batty because I can't help but wonder wtf he's talking about.

Key 10-11-2016 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1756290)
Yes he does. After he stole his junkie girlfriend's cat he moved back in with his parents.

Had I not, he'd be living on the streets with her and her "womanly husband".

Jesus, just thinking about it makes me puke.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1756300)
Censored

I wonder if that has anything to do with him being a whiny bitch.

Edit: Well great, now I can't use him blocking you to my advantage.

ChelseaDagger 10-11-2016 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756302)
Had I not, he'd be living on the streets with her and her "womanly husband".

Jesus, just thinking about it makes me puke.

Maybe she was brought into your life so you could rescue her feline. Everything happens for a reason. Including this fart.

The Batlord 10-11-2016 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756302)
Had I not, he'd be living on the streets with her and her "womanly husband".

Jesus, just thinking about it makes me puke.

How very liberal of you.

Key 10-11-2016 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1756304)
Maybe she was brought into your life so you could rescue her feline. Everything happens for a reason. Including this fart.

Nobody deseve's a women like that in their life. Not even Bat.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1756305)
How very liberal of you.

I try.

Lucem Ferre 10-11-2016 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1756304)
Maybe she was brought into your life so you could rescue her feline. Everything happens for a reason. Including this fart.

I'm a firm believer that's bull****. Not your fart, but that things happen for a reason. Well, not that things don't happen for reasons but that there is some kind of universal plan laid out and every moment was meant to happen.

Tristan_Geoff 10-11-2016 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1756302)
Had I not, he'd be living on the streets with her and her "womanly husband".

Jesus, just thinking about it makes me puke.

What's wrong with her wife? I think the idea of it's kinda cute tbh. I mean, of course I'm on your side, but I thought the two of them looked cute back when she was putting up pics of them.


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