The Fake Argument Thread Part III

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by Ki

Yes, let's take lessons on how Batlord would teach me how to be a man:

-Work at Burger King in your 30's
-No Aspirations to be below 300 pounds.
-Spend his days and nights drunk to forget about how miserable his life is.
-Not get laid in 10 years.
-No skills in anything whatsoever so to cope with that, come off as some big shot like the big kid on the playground in 5th grade.

Yeah, let's do that.

All of those things are pretty trivial coming from the guy who writes top 10 pokemon lists and thinks that's some kind of great life achievement while blocking people's comments because they hurt his feelings while you STILL continue to trash the people you blocked.

Plus, we all know Batlord is a much more interesting writer.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

All of those things are pretty trivial coming from the guy who writes top 10 pokemon lists and thinks that's some kind of great life achievement while blocking people's comments because they hurt his feelings while you STILL continue to trash the people you blocked.

Plus, we all know Batlord is a much more interesting writer.

Yeah, blowing the dicks of black metal bands that pretend to know how to play black metal is certainly more worth writing about.

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff

1blankmind

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Well, this is weak. Do you guys even try?

[Tristan_Geoff]

Originally Posted by Ki

Don't feel sorry for me when you're the one who rips off Frownland and mine's music.

That ain't true one bit. You wouldn't be making harsh noise if it wasn't for my influence. If anything we both came out of Mondo's camp.

[Tristan_Geoff]

Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Well, this is weak. Do you guys even try?

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But I'm still original!

[Key]

Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Well, this is weak. Do you guys even try?

When it's discussing the lack of life and influence you have on the world, why bother?

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff

That ain't true one bit. You wouldn't be making harsh noise if it wasn't for my influence. If anything we both came out of Mondo's camp.

Mondo pretends to give a **** about his music while simultaneously crying his eyes out when nobody visits him in his tent to listen to it.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by Ki

Yeah, blowing the dicks of black metal bands that pretend to know how to play black metal is certainly more worth writing about.

Definitely in comparison to your least favorite pumpkin spice foods.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Definitely in comparison to your least favorite pumpkin spice foods.

So you don't disagree that he blows the dicks of wannabe black metal bands.

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Originally Posted by Ki

When it's discussing the lack of life and influence you have on the world, why bother?

Yes. Because writing clickbait articles on pumpkin spice is a great contribution to the world.