This Is the Manly Thread, Bitch
 

Post your manly shit here.



I once tracked down a coyote that bit my sister and beat it to death with my father to take it in for rabies testing.

I one time kissed a dude

Is this thread for real or do we just talk shite for the sake of it?

This is the manly thread, bitch.

Manly ass movies:
Bullhead
Bronson
First Blood
Tombstone
Fight Club
Snatch
Full Metal Jacket
Raging Bull
Reservoir Dogs
Dirty Harry

I ask because I want to know if your post is a reference to something or a joke I'm not getting.

You were swinging your father like a croquet mallet?

Asking questions isn't very manly.

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Fist of the North Star is the ultimate work of manliness. It's an animated series from the '80s based on a manga about punching people until they explode, famous for becoming one of the most violent shows to have ever been publicly broadcast. It'll put testicles on your testicles. Here's the movie, which was so gory that it had to be heavily censored for worldwide audiences. Unfortunately, the masters of the uncensored version were destroyed in a fire, so this is pretty much the only version that currently exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy7b_vGfzA

1. Why would you rinse off the brownie? Then it'd just taste like water. Not like you dropped it in a dirty alley.

2. Everything else was completely on point and if women are like that too then I'm turning gay so I only have to deal with our bull****.

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cute but not manly enough. where are the flowers??????

I'm a permavirgin, beat that.

You gave your virginity a perm?

Close. I gave it a mullet.

When I die I want my organs to be roasted in an oven with onions garlic and red bell peppers.

Knowing how to cook isn't manly!

Yes it is.

What would a hipster like you know about being manly?

Choppin down trees and stuff. What does a comic book nerd know about being manly?

You have to know how to hunt and prepare food in the wild to survive. That's the manliest thing you can do, with bearing children a close second.

Batman taught me everything I needed to know about being a man.

>sees thread
>sees Batlord is posting in here
>thread title now irrelevant

Bitch, I make my own Hot Pockets!

Do I really need to make a LiL/sex/dress joke?

Nothing has stopped you before.

I forgot. Your Mom doesn't love you enough to make em for you.

I tire of that joke, but there are too many instances where I feel obligated.

Exactly.

One time I put a cigarette out on my dick. Actually a few times.

But have you put a dick in a cigarette? Now that's manly.

After spending the past few years thinking about what it means to be feminine I've realized that the most manly thing youbcan do is be gay.

See this post:

Damn, that's some facts.

Facking Fuggets.

Being manly is taking care of your family.