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Old 03-08-2017, 03:09 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Lulz. So did you not notice, or were you just being polite so he could finish?
I was half asleep and noticed a tapping noise, looked up and his hand was in his pants and you could see it going up and down. I said wtf are you doing and he just said sorry man, weed makes you horny.
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Old 03-08-2017, 03:20 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I once left a friend alone stoned in my room with a movie paused for a good ten minutes cause I was high too and there was a room full of kittens to distract me. No regrets.
In high school my friend and I smoked some spice (back when it was K2) and some way higher quality herb than we were used to. We went back inside and I suddenly felt dirty and decided to take a shower so I pointed my friend to my room and told him to wait in there while I showered. I think I took a 30 minute shower, just tripping plastic monkey balls. When I finally come out I go back to my room to find that my friend was sitting on my bed, in the dark, just staring at nothing the whole time.
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Old 03-08-2017, 03:36 PM   #83 (permalink)
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That sounds way worse than getting high and being smothered in kittens.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I got high and was smothered by water kittens.
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Dude, real kittens. It's the holy grail of being stoned and completely out of it. I feel privileged to have experienced it. They're so fuzzy. Luckily my friend was so stoned he didn't even notice the time lapse, cause I said I'd be back in like a minute of something.
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I live in a universe where both enjoyable things exist.
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Let's just agree that everyone should smoke weed and cuddle baby animals.
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cuddle baby animals.
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I once tracked down a coyote that bit my sister and beat it to death with my father to take it in for rabies testing.
Huh. I always assumed that you beat it to death using your father as a club. Now I got it. It might not have been a joke after all.
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