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Old 03-08-2017, 01:58 PM   #71 (permalink)
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By novocaine I assume they mean vodka.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:59 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I doubt it actually. He'd probably lose too much blood.
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Old 03-08-2017, 02:18 PM   #73 (permalink)
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He's Russian. Vodka would double as a blood transfusion.
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Being able to eat incredibly spicy food.

Blasting stains off toilet bowls and urinals.
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Bunch of cunts.
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I once left a friend alone stoned in my room with a movie paused for a good ten minutes cause I was high too and there was a room full of kittens to distract me. No regrets.
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One of my mates had a wank with me in the car once as we had been smoking and he forgot I was there.
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You do love some pussy, dont'cha?
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One of my mates had a wank with me in the car once as we had been smoking and he forgot I was there.
Lulz. So did you not notice, or were you just being polite so he could finish?
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