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Old 10-17-2016, 10:54 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Do I really need to make a LiL/sex/dress joke?
Nothing has stopped you before.
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Old 10-17-2016, 10:55 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Bitch, I make my own Hot Pockets!
I forgot. Your Mom doesn't love you enough to make em for you.
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Old 10-17-2016, 10:56 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Nothing has stopped you before.
I tire of that joke, but there are too many instances where I feel obligated.

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I forgot. Your Mom doesn't love you enough to make em for you.
Exactly.
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Old 10-18-2016, 11:20 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2016, 11:27 PM   #35 (permalink)
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One time I put a cigarette out on my dick. Actually a few times.
But have you put a dick in a cigarette? Now that's manly.
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Old 10-29-2016, 06:12 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2016, 10:18 PM   #37 (permalink)
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After spending the past few years thinking about what it means to be feminine I've realized that the most manly thing youbcan do is be gay.
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Old 11-09-2016, 01:57 PM   #38 (permalink)
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After spending the past few years thinking about what it means to be feminine I've realized that the most manly thing youbcan do is be gay.
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When you think about it us who like women are actually the gay ones. We like girls who wear pink, carry purses, vaginas...what is more feminine than that. Gay dudes take hard cock from muscular big dudes, that is actually pretty ****ing manly.

Knowledge bomb. Straight is gay, gay is straight.

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Old 11-09-2016, 02:10 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 11-12-2016, 02:45 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Facking Fuggets.

Being manly is taking care of your family.
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