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Not according to Rez.

Going to the toilet and not washing your hands.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1768976)

Going to the toilet and not washing your hands.

That is just disgusting. A real man would have standards of cleanliness. I personally wash my hands before going to the toilet so I don't get my glorious dick dirty. Then I wash them again afterwards so I don't give a girl an infection from fingering her pussy.

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1768977)

That is just disgusting.

It is but it's true. Would go as far as saying most men don't wash their hands if they're just having a piss. See it all the time in pubs.

I once dug a hole for an outhouse, shirtless, in the pouring rain.
Felt pretty damn manly.

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Originally Posted by man like monkey (Post 1768979)

it is but it's true. Would go as far as saying most men don't wash their hands if they're just having a piss. See it all the time in pubs.

... +1

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1768993)

... +1

:d

It would surprise me if you washed your hands after having a shit tbh.

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Originally Posted by man like monkey (Post 1769000)

:d

it would surprise me if you washed your hands after having a shit tbh.

Spoiler for ...:

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1769000)

:d

It would surprise me if you washed your hands after having a shit tbh.

Witnessed a dude do this the other day... at my office.

I make people's food.

Could be working in Burger King spitting on your onion rings (and leaving faecal matter all over your fries).

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Originally Posted by Suzy Creamcheese (Post 1753780)

Fist of the North Star is the ultimate work of manliness. It's an animated series from the '80s based on a manga about punching people until they explode, famous for becoming one of the most violent shows to have ever been publicly broadcast. It'll put testicles on your testicles. Here's the movie, which was so gory that it had to be heavily censored for worldwide audiences. Unfortunately, the masters of the uncensored version were destroyed in a fire, so this is pretty much the only version that currently exists.

Fist of the North star inspired One Piece.

I watched Mad Max earlier this year and had a quarter of rum, then a 1/4 bottle honey Jack Daniels, then the next day a 1/4 bottle jack daniels sour mash. That was when I realised I'm an alcoholic so I've given up drinking and apocalypse movies.

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Originally Posted by crukster (Post 1770259)

Is that also when you realized you're a woman?

Yes. A fish-man.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...78859620_o.jpg

I drew this. It's fanart from One Piece.

I'm a legs-and-thighs man, nah just kidding.

Women should be welcome in this thread, what's a great man without a woman to stand behind him?

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Originally Posted by crukster (Post 1770318)

I'm a legs-and-thighs man, nah just kidding.

Women should be welcome in this thread, what's a great man without a woman to stand behind him?

I think you're forgetting the part where it says manly, pansy.

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1770968)

I think you're forgetting the part where it says manly, pansy.

I like manly women.

Breaking, aching, bacon eggs and pecan pie, boss.

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1771145)

On Iceland

The title says "Manly", not "Unnecessarily Disgusting".

I'll bet it's really hoppy though. I'd at least try a sip.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1771156)

The title says "Manly", not "Unnecessarily Disgusting".

I'll bet it's really hoppy though. I'd at least try a sip.

Probably has a nutty aftertaste.

Takes balls to drink one.

I love beer but that might be my white whale.

Not being able to stand still when on the phone.

Losing your hair.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov

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From September 1960 until October 1962, Rogozov worked in Antarctica, including his role as the sole doctor in a team of thirteen researchers at the Novolazarevskaya Station, which was established in January 1961.

On the morning of 29 April 1961, Rogozov experienced general weakness, nausea, and moderate fever, and later pain in the lower right portion of the abdomen. None of the possible conservative treatment measures helped. By 30 April signs of localised peritonitis became apparent, and his condition worsened considerably by the evening. Mirny, the nearest Soviet research station, was more than 1,600 km (1,000 mi) from Novolazarevskaya. Antarctic research stations of other countries did not have an aircraft. Severe blizzard conditions prevented aircraft landing in any case. Rogozov had no option but to perform the operation on himself.

The operation started at 02:00 local time on 1 May with the help of a driver and meteorologist, who were providing instruments and holding a mirror to observe areas not directly visible, while Rogozov was in a semi-reclining position, half-turned to his left side. A solution of 0.5% novocaine was used for local anaesthesia of the abdominal wall. Rogozov made a 10–12 cm incision of the abdominal wall, and while opening the peritoneum he accidentally injured the cecum and had to suture it. Then he proceeded to expose the appendix. According to his report the appendix was found to have a dark stain at its base, and Rogozov estimated it would have burst within a day. The appendix was resected and antibiotics were applied directly into the peritoneal cavity. General weakness and nausea developed about 30–40 minutes after the start of the operation, so that short pauses for rest were repeatedly needed after that. By about 04:00 the operation was complete.

After the operation gradual improvement occurred in the signs of peritonitis and in the general condition of Rogozov. Body temperature returned to normal after five days, and the stitches were removed seven days after the operation. He resumed his regular duties in about two weeks.[1] The self-surgery captured the imagination of the Soviet public at the time. In 1961 he was awarded the Order of the Red Banner of Labour.[3] The incident resulted in a change of policy, and thereafter, extensive health checks were mandatory for personnel to be deployed on such expeditions.

Spoiler for Begotten:

By novocaine I assume they mean vodka.

I doubt it actually. He'd probably lose too much blood.

He's Russian. Vodka would double as a blood transfusion.

Being able to eat incredibly spicy food.

Blasting stains off toilet bowls and urinals.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1812434)

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Bunch of cunts.

I once left a friend alone stoned in my room with a movie paused for a good ten minutes cause I was high too and there was a room full of kittens to distract me. No regrets.

One of my mates had a wank with me in the car once as we had been smoking and he forgot I was there.

You do love some pussy, dont'cha? ;)

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1812438)

One of my mates had a wank with me in the car once as we had been smoking and he forgot I was there.

Lulz. So did you not notice, or were you just being polite so he could finish?