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Old 08-30-2016, 12:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Reasons to appreciate Guy Fieri
  • hair
  • clothes
  • food
  • other things
  • he wears cool socks
  • i like his glasses
  • tv
  • eating food for a living
  • why not
  • fire
  • spiky hair
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I appreciate Guy Fieri in the same way that I've come to appreciate Donald Trump: he's everything that's wrong with America presented via unintentional (or is it?) satire.
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I appreciate Guy Fieri in the same way that I've come to appreciate Donald Trump: he's everything that's wrong with America presented via unintentional (or is it?) satire.
You've just got to appreciate the inner beauty. His ability with handling his meat products is of high caliber.
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They don't mess around with meat products in Flavortown.
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He's got an earing in both ears. I guess that means he's bisexual.
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He's got an earing in both ears. I guess that means he's bisexual.
No, it just means he's a certified badass.
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I generally don't hate people but I f*cking hate Guy Fieri. He is what is wrong with our society and I hope he goes away. Ironic thing is, he's coming to my bookstore in October for a book signing and they're making me work it. I hope I have enough time to ram my fist down his mouth in between handfuls of mozzarella sticks.
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Careful, you might lose a finger.
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I generally don't hate people but I f*cking hate Guy Fieri. He is what is wrong with our society and I hope he goes away. Ironic thing is, he's coming to my bookstore in October for a book signing and they're making me work it. I hope I have enough time to ram my fist down his mouth in between handfuls of mozzarella sticks.
You should take your lunch break in his general vicinity and eat a steak with ketchup.
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