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Old 08-22-2016, 07:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post satire articles from The Onion and shit like that.

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Old 08-22-2016, 07:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 08-22-2016, 10:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2016, 12:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.
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Old 08-24-2016, 11:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2016, 11:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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"Allah is the name of the One and Only God," Christ said. "Allah has 99 beautiful names: He is known as The Gracious, The Merciful, The Beneficent, The Creator, The All-Knowing, The All-Wise, The Lord Of The Universe, The First, The Last and many more. He has revealed Himself unto Me through the holy words of the blessed Qur'an, and I have put My trust and faith in Him."

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