The Wow I Can't Believe That (Fake) News Story Thread
 

Post satire articles from The Onion and shit like that.

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Come on guys, I like this thread idea.

10 Reasons Why The Star Wars Prequels Are Worth Watching (And 5 Reasons Why They Aren't) - TheRichest

Am I doing this right?

"Allah is the name of the One and Only God," Christ said. "Allah has 99 beautiful names: He is known as The Gracious, The Merciful, The Beneficent, The Creator, The All-Knowing, The All-Wise, The Lord Of The Universe, The First, The Last and many more. He has revealed Himself unto Me through the holy words of the blessed Qur'an, and I have put My trust and faith in Him."

Can't argue with that reasoning.

I feel like I should change my username to "Christ Shabazz".

ROTFL!! One of the the funniest things I've ever read. Exactly my opinion of Matchbox 20.

Urgh, imagine living in a Muslim country.

well, somebody just missed the joke entirely lol

If only I were the same prog-hating SOB I was a six months ago I would rep this so hard. As it is I almost rolled my eyes when they trashed Fragile.

No wtf is this thread? Shut it the **** down. Just post these articles in that other news thread. You chewed out Roxy for posting a similar type news thread but this one can fly? **** that.

That was about legit news articles. The main news thread just happens to have a title that's kind of at odds with a plain Jane news thread, but it's still a plain Jane news thread at this point.

This is not at all a news thread. It's just a joke bull**** thread for kicks.

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A mod made this one so it's ok to post.

I know. Pointing out the hypocrisy. Same mod that gave her **** too

I was mostly joking since I don't remember her thread.

I'll just move this thread to the grudgebanter section then.

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Or you can just move it into the other news thread. Doesn't need to be more than one.

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It's not a news thread though.

You don't know what satire means, do you?

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I can't believe that news story.

of course I do but it's all news related so just toss it in the same news thread. Fake news, real news doesn't matter. Don't really need two thread.

I read the onion from time to time and watch Colbert. I know what satire means.

Just merge the threads.

Fiction and nonfiction don't go in the same part of the library. Your proposal makes no sense.

Okay fine fine but like change the thread title at the very least.

You are still on notice, Frown.
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Yeah, to something that explicitly says the news stories on this thread are fake. Something like, "The Wow I Can't Believe That (Fake) News Story Thread".

Damn it, I tried to click the link too. I'm disappointed.

We can make it real... New thread?

I fixed the link.

So we link over to the worst article writer on the richest? ;)

I didn't know you wrote for them?