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They wrote an article about me?

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/11/21/s...-whiny*******/

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“Where the hell is my kombucha?” screamed Barton, leaving the stage for a brief intermission. “I put it right here on top of the trash can before I started playing. If someone threw it out, I swear to god, I will leave right now.”

Guests were reportedly shocked by the outburst, as it was the first time all evening Barton had murmured anything above a whisper.

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“I thought about the election, and I decided to bump it to five stars and make the review super-positive. To, like, get Tribe’s super-important message out there,” he said. “I really feel the chorus to ‘Space Program.’ ‘Gotta get it together for brothers, gotta get it together for sisters…for mothers and fathers and dead…’ um… can I say that word?”

Greenwald went on to praise himself for his work.

“Some of my friends didn’t even realize [Tribe] had a new album, but I believe educating people is the best way to move forward, and I think this review accomplishes that,” said the 28-year-old bastion of justice. “I am very proud of the work I’ve done. Other than the one typo in the second sentence.”

lol yes

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1786846)

Deafheaven Bassist Falls Asleep Onstage

"His response was too low in the mix for us to understand."

My god I love Hardtimes.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1786846)

Deafheaven Bassist Falls Asleep Onstage

What a gem of a website this is.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1790364)

wrong thread

Why

It was an edit.. i posted in the wrong thread.

Metallica Sues 8th Grader Over Hand-Drawn Logo on Notebook

Ermahgerd.

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“The name ‘Metallica’ has been something we‘ve been very proud of since I stole the idea from my friend Ron back in ‘81,” Ulrich tweeted.

I'm this close to changing the title to "The Hard Times Appreciation Thread"

Def Leppard Drummer Would Love to Talk About Something Else

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1791266)

Godsmack to Play Coachella with Holographic Audience

:laughing:

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1791266)

Godsmack to Play Coachella with Holographic Audience

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1796460)

Meet the First 181 Blinks!

These are both hilarious.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1796462)

These are both hilarious.

Gabba Gabba Gay. Solid gold

MusicBanter Admin puts in place Competent Mods; Site Loses All Traffic

tristan thinks he's funny lul

People voted for Trump because of his policies. Not his personality.

I'm a tolerant liberal. Anyone who doesn't agree with my ideals will not be tolerated.

Trust Me, This Is a Link

I've been raped three times, and each of those times were consensual.