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Old 12-14-2017, 08:43 PM   #181 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2017, 07:34 AM   #182 (permalink)
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'Absolutely Grisly.' A Woman Was Mauled to Death by Her Own Dogs - TIME


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“She was out walking her pit bulls

Stephens’ father went looking for her on Thursday, and reportedly discovered her dogs standing watch over her body.”

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Old 12-17-2017, 05:30 PM   #183 (permalink)
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'Absolutely Grisly.' A Woman Was Mauled to Death by Her Own Dogs - TIME


https://apple.news/AaHAvCVepRCWxwTV2_h_ieQ

“She was out walking her pit bulls

Stephens’ father went looking for her on Thursday, and reportedly discovered her dogs standing watch over her body.”

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Oh **** that was real... my bad
Call me callous but it doesn't seem nearly as awful when it's the owner that gets mauled to death by their own dogs.
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Old 12-17-2017, 06:48 PM   #184 (permalink)
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I’m sure nobody who lives within ten miles of her was sad to hear about it.
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