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'Absolutely Grisly.' A Woman Was Mauled to Death by Her Own Dogs - TIME


https://apple.news/AaHAvCVepRCWxwTV2_h_ieQ

“She was out walking her pit bulls

Stephens’ father went looking for her on Thursday, and reportedly discovered her dogs standing watch over her body.”

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Oh **** that was real... my bad

Call me callous but it doesn't seem nearly as awful when it's the owner that gets mauled to death by their own dogs.

I’m sure nobody who lives within ten miles of her was sad to hear about it.

Why do I get the feeling you get your news from the Onion? :D

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