The Wow I Can't Believe That (Fake) News Story Thread

The Batlord · 09-08-2017, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

REPORT: Weezer Continued to Play as Cruise Ship Sank

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Justthefacts · 09-28-2017, 01:37 PM

New Canadian Law Requires Mandatory Two-Year Service in Broken Social Scene

“We believe mandatory band service will yield tremendous economic prosperity and help in exporting Canadian culture to the international community,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin “the Canuck Hunk” Trudeau. “It’s time to give back, Canada. Ask yourself this: what can you do for Broken Social Scene?”

**Frownland** · 09-28-2017, 01:38 PM

Hard Times is on fire today*

New Black Mirror Episode About Phones Having Feelings or Some ****

“We wanted to get the real good ****,” said Tickle. “So we audited a Bay Mills Community College freshman philosophy class. Those kids had some just insane ideas about our relationships to our phones and fake news in social media that we’d never even considered.”

*every day

Lisnaholic · 10-01-2017, 10:11 PM

Bolton toddler bridge plunge man released - BBC News

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I don't know anything about this story, but I have to wonder who Bolton Toddler Bridge Plunge Man is.

Sometimes the headline is all you want to know about a story, like the one I once saw (really) on the front page of The Star :-
"Alien Love Slime Killed My Tomato Plants"

**Frownland** · 10-09-2017, 10:24 AM

Morrissey Adds Extra Ribs to Prevent Self from Sucking Own Dick

**Frownland** · 11-07-2017, 11:58 PM

Dude....

Awkward Kid Asks Guitarist About Pedals Mid-song

I'm just glad they got my name wrong.

**Frownland** · 11-08-2017, 12:03 AM

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As a driver who transports Autisic children this guy sounds like one I have right now, he is so intelligent and wants details on all subjects! He loves music the Beatles are his favorite! It takes a lot of patience for his bus aid and my self! Just maybe that was what was going on!

**Frownland** · 11-15-2017, 10:12 AM

Pop-Punk Frontman Reunited with Girlfriend After Performing at 18+ Show

**Frownland** · 11-16-2017, 11:53 PM

I've probably shared this before and it's just a headliner as far as satire goes, but still

I Like Everything Except Rap, Country, and Poor People

**Frownland** · 12-14-2017, 08:40 PM

Dad Wondering If You Want to Rip Any of His CDs

09-28-2017, 01:38 PM	#173 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Hard Times is on fire today* New Black Mirror Episode About Phones Having Feelings or Some ** “We wanted to get the real good *,” said Tickle. “So we audited a Bay Mills Community College freshman philosophy class. Those kids had some just insane ideas about our relationships to our phones and fake news in social media that we’d never even considered.” every day __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-01-2017, 10:11 PM	#174 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Bolton toddler bridge plunge man released - BBC News ^ I don't know anything about this story, but I have to wonder who Bolton Toddler Bridge Plunge Man is. Sometimes the headline is all you want to know about a story, like the one I once saw (really) on the front page of The Star :- "Alien Love Slime Killed My Tomato Plants" __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

10-09-2017, 10:24 AM	#175 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Morrissey Adds Extra Ribs to Prevent Self from Sucking Own Dick __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-07-2017, 11:58 PM	#176 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dude.... Awkward Kid Asks Guitarist About Pedals Mid-song I'm just glad they got my name wrong. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-15-2017, 10:12 AM	#178 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Pop-Punk Frontman Reunited with Girlfriend After Performing at 18+ Show __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-16-2017, 11:53 PM	#179 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I've probably shared this before and it's just a headliner as far as satire goes, but still I Like Everything Except Rap, Country, and Poor People __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-14-2017, 08:40 PM	#180 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dad Wondering If You Want to Rip Any of His CDs __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x