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Old 05-26-2017, 11:43 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2017, 01:03 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Male-Only Screening for New Rush Documentary Causes Absolutely No Uproar – UsedWigs
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Old 06-04-2017, 06:31 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2017, 11:38 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Norwegian Authorities Catch US Black Metal Band Attempting to Cross Border Without Weapons

Black metal is the easiest genre to make fun of.

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Old 06-13-2017, 11:24 AM   #135 (permalink)
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All-Male Band Just Waiting to Meet the Right Girl Bassist

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“Our songs are unique, but let’s face it — without a mysterious-looking girl in our rhythm section, we have zero hope of any real exposure,” said vocalist Raymond Cruse. “It’d be great if she wore glasses and owned a few worn-out cardigans, but we’d totally settle for an asymmetrical haircut.”

The three white, cis-gender males met earlier this year at a house party, when they realized they were all wearing the same black “Ally” T-shirt. They all agreed that if they formed a band, they’d need to find a “princess of funk” or “four-string femme fatale.”
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:28 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:31 AM   #137 (permalink)
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I can't think of a single punk or shoegaze band of my friends that that article doesn't apply to.
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:37 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2017, 02:03 PM   #140 (permalink)
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^tfw your Facebook friend shares this article with quotes from it as if it were real and you're not sure if they're stupid or masters on another level.
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