How To Be A Man

[Justthefacts]

It's very easy. Here's a few quick steps.

1. Gotta get a house, a shitty apartment with a few other dudes. Sleep next to the furnace.

2. Get a dishwashing job. You'll get bare minimum wage, you'll do okay, and you learn to riff in the kitchen. And you can hang with the black guys and Puerto Ricans who will help you with your testosterone problem.

3. Get a motorcycle. Like I told Frown, nothing fancy, 50 cc's will do.

4. Stop giving blowjobs and start receiving them. You'll learn that it feels much better then handing them out.

5. Put on a nice flannel.

And those are the steps. Good luck out there, gentleman.