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Old 08-13-2016, 06:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Now if I **** this model
And she just bleached her *******
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an *******
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:02 PM   #32 (permalink)
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ima write a poem inspired by the wise words of kanye

its titled:

boom

oh how i love to take a **** on your face
and when you eat it with a spoon
that's pretty cool

so next time i do that
i'll just **** straight into the spoon
which eliminates a step

also next time i do that,
if you could please wear a scooby doo costume
that'd be tight

boom

boom

in the ass
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:06 PM   #33 (permalink)
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You just dipped below JTF in the YD vs. JTF poll now, bitch.
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:06 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I thought this thread was about this song.

I'm sorely disappointed.

JTF is not Riff Raff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo7ZnSC59mY
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You just dipped below JTF in the YD vs. JTF poll now, bitch.
its all part of my master plan
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Old 08-15-2016, 06:13 AM   #36 (permalink)
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It's very easy. Here's a few quick steps.

1. Gotta get a house, a shitty apartment with a few other dudes. Sleep next to the furnace.

2. Get a dishwashing job. You'll get bare minimum wage, you'll do okay, and you learn to riff in the kitchen. And you can hang with the black guys and Puerto Ricans who will help you with your testosterone problem.

3. Get a motorcycle. Like I told Frown, nothing fancy, 50 cc's will do.

4. Stop giving blowjobs and start receiving them. You'll learn that it feels much better then handing them out.

5. Put on a nice flannel.

And those are the steps. Good luck out there, gentleman.
JTF! I didn't know you're a fan of Gavin Mcinnes.



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Old 08-15-2016, 08:45 PM   #37 (permalink)
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JTF! I didn't know you're a fan of Gavin Mcinnes.



Gavin vs. Ginger (The Whole Thing) skip to 7:40
You caught me! I'm a huge fan.
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Fuck you for exposing me though. Yorkedaddy's gonna think he has the upper hand in this never ending feud. He's such a flake.
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Fuck you for exposing me though. Yorkedaddy's gonna think he has the upper hand in this never ending feud. He's such a flake.
Don't worry. You got this.
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