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Old 08-03-2016, 11:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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And what do you have? A right hand?
At least my right hand isn't snaggletoothed. Amiright, Ki?

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First off, Garfield was my childhood hero and most prominent parental figure leading every decision I've ever made and therefore turning me into the person I am today. I owe him my life. So I hope you didn't mean that as an insult, else, joke's on you.

Secondly, hiss-scratch-lickpaws-nap.
No wonder you're so off-the-rails. Calvin is the only role model you should aspire to.
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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At least my right hand isn't snaggletoothed. Amiright, Ki?
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Old 08-03-2016, 12:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No wonder you're so off-the-rails. Calvin is the only role model you should aspire to.
I don't disagree with any of this statement, except the word "only."
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