Oh right yeah, you just have to register with reddit to access certain "quarantined" parts of the site. I was probably drunk at the time which is why I have no memory of having to register. Or I was furiously masturbating. One of the two.

Is there any other way to flog the dolphin?

Your wife knows, trust me.

True dat.

oh my god. this one hurts.

http://www.stevehuffphoto.com/wp-con.../01/pmpets.jpg

If you're in hour one of an extended masturbation session sometimes you just want to stroke it slow.

Broken links are the most painful.

Split skin and scabs for days.

Nobody is paying attention to the thread topic anyway so I don't give a ****.

The maaturbation humor isn't funny anymore.

What does the thread topic have to do with the fact that half your pics are dead links? Which is kind of ironic given the thread topic.