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Old 06-13-2016, 06:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2016, 06:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Were they vodka or whiskey mate?

Thought Muslims couldn't buy alcohol either?
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Old 06-13-2016, 06:54 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Going over to /r/jokes right now!
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Old 06-13-2016, 06:57 PM   #24 (permalink)
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brilliant.
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Old 06-13-2016, 07:51 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm pleased.
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Oh look a joke about Islamic terrorism is being received well. Eat your heart out, reactionary right whiners.
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