PhishFood

Hey look, it's a post about Religion. Religious jokes and affiliations,,,,, Go.

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Dezzy

If ppl started cracking jokes about religon would it not offend some MB members. Don't get me wrong I'd be well up for jokes about a whole range of subjects including religon, but I'm not religous.

I dare you to tell one........

adidasss

i think making jokes about religion would be offensive if it came from a non believer......

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Dezzy

Does that mean you can only crack jokes about your own religon, if you have one. Or if you believe in one religon can you legitamately joke about another.
I'm not a murderer. Can I not joke about the subject?
I'm not into Country music. Can I not make a joke about Dolly Partons boobs?
I'm not a Vegetarian. Better not do any about Carrots.

KingJen

I don't know any religious jokes.... not off the top of my head anyway..

Jen xx

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pastor of muppets

haha... a carrot tried to walk into a bar.... but i couldnt cos it doesnt have legs... HA! what and idiot!

gabbagabba_hey

hahahah!!!

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ArtistInTheAmbulance

Religious jokes suck. Theyre not even funny and in here theyd just turn into 17 pages of "argument" closely followed by 2 people having a pointless e-fight.

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James Earl Jones

Ok. A jew walks in a bar, and asks the bartender what time it is? So the bartender shoots him, and says why would I tell you that? You just ate my sandwich.

the end

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tdoc210

god what are you dont make fun of a religion like that thats how stuff like fascism starts do you like the holocaust? i f you answered yes you are a nazi and i hate nazis dont ever post something like that again and by the way read my signature

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