S'plain toooo me why?
 

Dedicated to your wtf the moments during the day, that just need, well some s'plaining.....

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S'plain to me why I went to the ER just now as a visitor, and I was photographed and given a hard time all in the name of safety? I'm not saying ****s getting outta control but, ****s getting out of control.

I guess they profiled you on your skull underwear and figured you were there to eat babies. Seems a reasonable assumption.

Mmm babies nom nom nom nom

With our species facing the threat of overpopulation we can't risk not eating babies.

I do love a first born....However today I was held up by the man with a funny hat.

Photographed? I went to the ER a few months back and they didn't do that. Are you on some sort of national threat registry or something?

No. To get into the back where you know they keep the sick people in their rooms or bays.I wasnt by myself there were four of us.We were all photograped drivers liscens taken calls had to be made.We literally followed the ambulance there for God's sake.

Like Im not over reacting either.We litterally walked in and asked the room #.Like NORMAL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS.
They did the same to a 72 year old lady.It was so bizarre and not right we all made snarky remarks to the safey officers.

It's because you're an illegal, Mexican immigrant.

Actually kinda makes sense. If you are the one ****ed up you get in easy. If you want to visit they have to screen. I get it.

For the record, a lot of this started because of this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Schaeffer#Death