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Old 01-22-2016, 06:35 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Urban troll masterclass. He's back, ladies and gentlemen. Make way!
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Old 01-22-2016, 10:44 AM   #32 (permalink)
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What hoax?

I never said he was dead, I'm just preparing for when he is.
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:17 AM   #33 (permalink)
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The people here are a little slow.
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:22 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Must be their internet connection. It's keeping Elton alive.
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:36 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Dr. Plankton in da house.
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Old 01-22-2016, 12:01 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I make house calls, but they've yet to answer any of em.

Observe:

"HEY HOUSE!!!"

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Old 01-22-2016, 12:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Elton John dead 2016 : Singer killed by celebrity death hoax - Mediamass
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-22-2016, 02:34 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Must be their internet connection. It's keeping Elton alive.
I already explained to you guys: we have internet here, but you have to queue for days to be allowed to use it, and it's strictly regulated by the hour.
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Old 01-22-2016, 02:44 PM   #39 (permalink)
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"Fans were heartbroken today when the news broke that our beloved jester, The Batlord (real name unknown) passed away peacefully in his jeep. Sorry, sleep. Who wrote this? Their writing is atrocious. Fan tributes poured in as soon as the news broke".

Ozzy Osbourne: "The Bat what?"

Tom Araya: "We'll miss him. Who was he again?"

Joey de Maio: "The Batlord has gone to his prepared place in Valhalla with all the other heavy metal heroes like Lemmy and Qorthon. Hail, brother! OW! Watch what you're doing with that hot towel! I asked for a shave not to be scalded! Ow! Mommy!"

Batman, from the depths of the Batcave: "That's what happens when you take my name in vain. What? No, I had nothing to do with his death. This interview is over!"

Kesha: "WAAAAAAAAAAAA! He was going to be my special guy!"

Roxy: "So long Bat. You never did get to see my boobs. Thank god."

JWB: [long rambling diatribe which implicates the zionist conspiracy and Mossad in Batty's death]

Urban: "**** him. I hated all the bands he liked!"

Trollheart: "Bastard never finished our Batman journal!"

Unknown Soldier: "Who?"

Neapolitan: "Yes! Free at last!"

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Old 01-22-2016, 02:47 PM   #40 (permalink)
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That bastard ruined my life!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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