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08-12-2017, 08:06 PM | #981 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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You do need the spanking if you want that ass to glow.
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08-12-2017, 08:17 PM | #982 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I can never figure out if OccultHawk quite realizes just how awkward he is or if it makes him masturbate.
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08-12-2017, 09:38 PM | #983 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I swear to you this is true. In real life, I have never met anyone as simultaneously awkward and liked by others as myself. I'm weird as **** and super caustic but I'm nice as I can be to everyone. You can believe this or not but I've ****ed I don't even know how many women who told me I made the worst first impression possible but somehow I won them over. I've heard so many times things like at first I thought you were the biggest loser but the more I got to know you the more I liked you. I also shift from being to most polite person you've ever met to the most vulgar like instantaneously. Also, I have like no ability to tell what other people think. I can't read people at all. Also, I'm awful with facial recognition and directions but I can talk about books I read decades ago and people say how the **** can you possibly remember all this ****.
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08-12-2017, 09:44 PM | #984 (permalink) |
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No-one is going to sway anyone so saying over and over again that your clinical dick is longer than someone elses is pretty dumb.
Safe to say a vast majority of past generations in the USA were spanked when they were young - and yet the world kept on spinning. I put the whole "don't spank" thing right alongside the recent "helicopter parenting" thing. Same to a degree for the "no vaccinations" thing. THINK OF THE POOR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-12-2017, 09:49 PM | #987 (permalink) | |
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Did your daughter cry when you lit up that ass?
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08-12-2017, 09:51 PM | #990 (permalink) | |
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People are like well I had a chunk of my penis sliced off it's all good.
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