The real joke is that we all argue over rights as if we won't all die eventually anyway.

Male life is more valuable for its ability to keep female life alive? In evolutionary terms at least.

Uh, well sure, but we don't have to really experience that part, which is why people think the living part is so important.

I'd always kinda thought it pertained to males' propensity for greater risk taking. Like that guy who climbs cranes on top of skyscrapers and then does pull-ups off them without a tether--I bet he skews the data.

It's really not though. Which is why I watch all you try-hards bumble around in confusion while I eat and drink too much.

I imagine that behavior is motivated by what I already said.

Hey, I'm not honking life's horn here. I'm just trying to pull myself through it with minimal discomfort caused to myself and others.

This.

I bet you guys are great around the table at Thanksgiving.

It's funny you say that, just last night I got into a heated argument with my sister at a family meal. She brought up cultural appropriation and I rolled my eyes so hard I could see the inside of my skull.