Your Day

jadis · 04-15-2022, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb

my comeback post lol

You been missing my presence then hoe?

Yes!

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Originally Posted by jadis

What's up with jwb? He used to have the most interesting days of anyone on here

~~jwb~~ · 04-15-2022, 12:36 PM

That's very nice of you to say

I log on from time to time but i haven't been posting as much. No real reason just haven't had much to say.

Today my tire blew out while i was on my way to the gas station on break. My supervisor came to help me since i said i didn't have a jack but i had a donut. My coworker was drinking a beer and i was smoking out of my bowl and we weren't even worried cause the supervisor is some 23 year old stoner. And we took like an hour and a half instead of a half hour cause of the tire. Now I'm about to hit em with i need to leave early after last break since i wanna get that new tire put on tonight.

**Marie Monday** · 04-15-2022, 05:02 PM

it's true that jwb's your day posts are top tier
sounds like a pretty wholesome work environment

Trollheart · 04-15-2022, 05:02 PM

Guy walking around dressed as the Easter Bunny this evening. Don't think he was stoned either. Might try to upload the video later (yes I took video) if anyone's interested. The kids loved him. He was being led around by some girl as obviously he couldn't see with the giant rabbit head on!

Fair play to him though. Great for the kids.

SGR · 04-15-2022, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Guy walking around dressed as the Easter Bunny this evening. Don't think he was stoned either. Might try to upload the video later (yes I took video) if anyone's interested. The kids loved him. He was being led around by some girl as obviously he couldn't see with the giant rabbit head on!

Fair play to him though. Great for the kids.

Did he look like this guy?

Trollheart · 04-15-2022, 07:01 PM

No. More cute than terrifying. Better for the kids.
Here's the best screengrab I could get (not great)

adidasss · 04-16-2022, 03:39 AM

You've gone outside of your house???

~~jwb~~ · 04-16-2022, 07:49 PM

Today i took my coworker home and he needed me to bring him to stop and get his gfs purse that she drunkenly forgot the night before at her mom's house. She was literally on the phone bitching him out while we were on the way. His bitch seems bipolar in an unbearable way.

When we got to her mom's house they gave him the purse and some wrapped slices of processed cheese lol. Then we went to stop at some hood corner store nearby.. He goes in to get some blacks and as soon as he is inside this real skinny crackhead looking dude comes out and immediately is like "man I'm out here in these streets can i get 25 cents 50 cents etc."

I don't generally as a rule give alms to the homeless but sometimes i feel the spirit and look into my heart to give. I look in the tray and there's some coins. I pulled out 2 quarters and was like here is 50 cents. He looked at the tray and was like can i have the rest of the coins. It was a bunch of pennies bro and maybe 3 dimes.

i looked at the tray and was like ****, but i agreed and painstakingly picked up each coin one by one. While i was doing this he noticed i had a bottle cap from a Gatorade bottle sitting on my passenger seat and he picked it up and was like "let me get rid of this for you" and threw it away. Like this was some kind of service.

Then my friend came out of the store and talked to the dude a bit. I heard him say i love you bro etc as he was getting in the car and was guessing he knew the dude. Then as we were pulling off he told me it was his brother.

Trollheart · 04-16-2022, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

You've gone outside of your house???

Of course not! You think I'm mad? That was taken from a bedroom window.

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Originally Posted by jwb

Today i took my coworker home and he needed me to bring him to stop and get his gfs purse that she drunkenly forgot the night before at her mom's house. She was literally on the phone bitching him out while we were on the way. His bitch seems bipolar in an unbearable way.

When we got to her mom's house they gave him the purse and some wrapped slices of processed cheese lol. Then we went to stop at some hood corner store nearby.. He goes in to get some blacks and as soon as he is inside this real skinny crackhead looking dude comes out and immediately is like "man I'm out here in these streets can i get 25 cents 50 cents etc."

I don't generally as a rule give alms to the homeless but sometimes i feel the spirit and look into my heart to give. I look in the tray and there's some coins. I pulled out 2 quarters and was like here is 50 cents. He looked at the tray and was like can i have the rest of the coins. It was a bunch of pennies bro and maybe 3 dimes.

i looked at the tray and was like ****, but i agreed and painstakingly picked up each coin one by one. While i was doing this he noticed i had a bottle cap from a Gatorade bottle sitting on my passenger seat and he picked it up and was like "let me get rid of this for you" and threw it away. Like this was some kind of service.

Then my friend came out of the store and talked to the dude a bit. I heard him say i love you bro etc as he was getting in the car and was guessing he knew the dude. Then as we were pulling off he told me it was his brother.

Jesus! Talk about keeping the sad punchline to the end! What a sad story.

FETCHER. · 04-17-2022, 02:50 AM

I hit a bad pothole yesterday and got a flat, my friend came to help change the tyre to my spare and that was flat for some reason as well

04-15-2022, 05:02 PM	#75624 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Guy walking around dressed as the Easter Bunny this evening. Don't think he was stoned either. Might try to upload the video later (yes I took video) if anyone's interested. The kids loved him. He was being led around by some girl as obviously he couldn't see with the giant rabbit head on! Fair play to him though. Great for the kids. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-15-2022, 07:01 PM	#75626 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	No. More cute than terrifying. Better for the kids. Here's the best screengrab I could get (not great) __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-16-2022, 03:39 AM	#75627 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,945	You've gone outside of your house??? __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

04-15-2022, 12:36 PM	#75622 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	That's very nice of you to say I log on from time to time but i haven't been posting as much. No real reason just haven't had much to say. Today my tire blew out while i was on my way to the gas station on break. My supervisor came to help me since i said i didn't have a jack but i had a donut. My coworker was drinking a beer and i was smoking out of my bowl and we weren't even worried cause the supervisor is some 23 year old stoner. And we took like an hour and a half instead of a half hour cause of the tire. Now I'm about to hit em with i need to leave early after last break since i wanna get that new tire put on tonight.

04-16-2022, 07:49 PM	#75628 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Today i took my coworker home and he needed me to bring him to stop and get his gfs purse that she drunkenly forgot the night before at her mom's house. She was literally on the phone bitching him out while we were on the way. His bitch seems bipolar in an unbearable way. When we got to her mom's house they gave him the purse and some wrapped slices of processed cheese lol. Then we went to stop at some hood corner store nearby.. He goes in to get some blacks and as soon as he is inside this real skinny crackhead looking dude comes out and immediately is like "man I'm out here in these streets can i get 25 cents 50 cents etc." I don't generally as a rule give alms to the homeless but sometimes i feel the spirit and look into my heart to give. I look in the tray and there's some coins. I pulled out 2 quarters and was like here is 50 cents. He looked at the tray and was like can i have the rest of the coins. It was a bunch of pennies bro and maybe 3 dimes. i looked at the tray and was like ****, but i agreed and painstakingly picked up each coin one by one. While i was doing this he noticed i had a bottle cap from a Gatorade bottle sitting on my passenger seat and he picked it up and was like "let me get rid of this for you" and threw it away. Like this was some kind of service. Then my friend came out of the store and talked to the dude a bit. I heard him say i love you bro etc as he was getting in the car and was guessing he knew the dude. Then as we were pulling off he told me it was his brother.