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Old 05-25-2021, 04:51 PM   #73811 (permalink)
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Are they going after food or water or shelter? And do you have any cream of tartar?
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:01 PM   #73812 (permalink)
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Are they going after food or water or shelter? And do you have any cream of tartar?
cream of tartar is oddly specific lol

I don't know what they're after but since I'll escape my toxic housing situation next month (re: feral housemate, + manipulative landlady) honestly I'm just letting the ants do their thing like

maybe I'm subconsciously summoning them to take revenge
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:06 PM   #73813 (permalink)
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Wait till your roommate leaves the house and hide sugar cubes in her room.
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:15 PM   #73814 (permalink)
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Even if I'd want to be that sneaky I couldn't, because she literally locks the door of her room whenever she goes out idk what she thinks me and my housemate would do
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:21 PM   #73815 (permalink)
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Well then just hide them elsewhere. Just make sure she's overrun by ants.
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:22 PM   #73816 (permalink)
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Oh oh! Slide a note under her door when she's out that says "I was in your room".
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Old 05-25-2021, 07:19 PM   #73817 (permalink)
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incidentally, I have an ant infestation in my kitchen. Maybe they are drawn to me and this is how it begins
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Old 05-25-2021, 07:46 PM   #73818 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2021, 08:38 PM   #73819 (permalink)
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And a forward-looking new transportation system for the ant race, as promised by their Queen on her landslide election!
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Old 05-25-2021, 08:39 PM   #73820 (permalink)
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cream of tartar is oddly specific lol

I don't know what they're after but since I'll escape my toxic housing situation next month (re: feral housemate, + manipulative landlady) honestly I'm just letting the ants do their thing like

maybe I'm subconsciously summoning them to take revenge
They won’t cross a line of cream of tartar! It works well as a repellANT.

Use this to your ANTvantage and corral them all into her room
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