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Old 06-25-2020, 07:24 PM   #69551 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2020, 07:29 PM   #69552 (permalink)
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My friend's wife told me she isn't getting ****ed right while he was sitting right next to her for absolutely no reason.

Imagine moving all the way to America to marry somebody just to find out that they are a pathologically lying borderline sociopath retard that can't even **** you right.
Did your ding dong vibrate a little when she said that?
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Old 06-25-2020, 07:31 PM   #69553 (permalink)
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My friend's wife told me she isn't getting ****ed right while he was sitting right next to her for absolutely no reason.

Imagine moving all the way to America to marry somebody just to find out that they are a pathologically lying borderline sociopath retard that can't even **** you right.
Hmm.
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Old 06-25-2020, 07:32 PM   #69554 (permalink)
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Did your ding dong vibrate a little when she said that?
No. I don't want to **** his wife. But I know people that do.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 06-25-2020, 07:33 PM   #69555 (permalink)
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When I now go on dates I'll purposely mess them up just to spite Hawk.
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Old 06-25-2020, 07:35 PM   #69556 (permalink)
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Hmm.
He deserves it.

Edit: When she first moved out here he wouldn't let her go out with friends or leave the house because he was "afraid she would get deported" which is an excuse he still uses to this day when he doesn't want to do something.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 06-25-2020, 07:46 PM   #69557 (permalink)
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When I now go on dates I'll purposely mess them up just to spite Hawk.
My ding dong is soft as a sock hearing that.
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Old 06-25-2020, 07:48 PM   #69558 (permalink)
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When I go on dates I'll stand on a raisin instead.

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My ding dong is soft as a sock hearing that.
And at all other times.
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Old 06-26-2020, 09:11 AM   #69559 (permalink)
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Me too. [insert that one Sylvia Plath quote here] I hate it so much. Literally all I want to do late at night is walk aimlessly for miles and miles but I can't.
I had to look that up, do you mean this one?
“Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all this is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always supposedly in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yes, God, I want to talk to everybody as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night...”
I should get into Sylvia Plath more, I've only read a few of her poems but they mean a lot to me and I think of them very often. I want to recite Daddy for the voice thread once the next rainy day comes around
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When I now go on dates I'll purposely mess them up just to spite Hawk.
Nice, from now on I will reframe my inept handling of my lovelife as an attempt at trolling Hawk to feel better about it
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