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#67853 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Narcotics Anonymous?
Just got back from getting my dismissal papers for unemployment. The chef was cool.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Why weren't you at home waiting for the package?
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#67855 (permalink) |
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My balls are tingling.
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#67857 (permalink) |
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Just got news that a friend got shot. He’s in the hospital. Not a super close friend but a friendly cool dude I know. He’s not going to die or anything.
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#67858 (permalink) |
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Gravity just got the upper hand on my newly washed and stacked dishes and I lost a nice cereal bowl.
My chest has flared up with a slight pain and heavy breath so now I’m getting all ****ing paranoid again which makes it worse. I gotta accept that I’ve always had allergies and short breaths - I’ve been taking medicine for it for decades - but now every tiny symptom whispers “death” and the chicken noodles in me start dancing.
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the bantering battleaxe
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Don't worry Hawk, you'll be ok
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