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Old 03-03-2020, 02:15 PM   #67761 (permalink)
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My best friend's uncle just got a pet chimpanzee. That's not gonna end well.
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Old 03-03-2020, 02:16 PM   #67762 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2020, 02:20 PM   #67763 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-03-2020, 02:22 PM   #67764 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2020, 02:25 PM   #67765 (permalink)
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my roomates jab at me a bit for this, but if I'm sober I find eye contact unbearably intense and awkward

I generally stare off into the distance while socializing

one of those things that I've never grown out of, I've simply adapted around it
I have exactly the same thing. I think in my case it's just autistic tendencies
And of course the self-isolating because of the anxiety of leaving the house is also very familiar. It sucks
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I have exactly the same thing. I think in my case it's just autistic tendencies
And of course the self-isolating because of the anxiety of leaving the house is also very familiar. It sucks
And you call me autistic? At least I can make eye contact ...
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Old 03-03-2020, 02:32 PM   #67767 (permalink)
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I have exactly the same thing. I think in my case it's just autistic tendencies
And of course the self-isolating because of the anxiety of leaving the house is also very familiar. It sucks
It extra sucks cause tbh as much as self-isolating turns me into a lonely nutjob who loses touch with how actual humans think I don't really get that much fulfillment out of all this social interaction I'm getting so I feel like I'm just sort of breaking even as far as mental health goes.
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And you call me autistic? At least I can make eye contact ...
Yay I can call you autistic now!!!!
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I was thinking of an incident a few years ago where a woman had her face torn off after the chimp killed her best friend (the owner).
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I was thinking of an incident a few years ago where a woman had her face torn off after the chimp killed her best friend (the owner).
She was on Oprah. Another dude lost his testicles in showdown with a chimp in whatever you call those fancy zoos. The chimp pulled his pants down, gripped his scrotum, and yanked it off complete with contents. I can’t say for sure what he was thinking but that’s a tough situation for even the most optimistic fellow to find a silver lining in.
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