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#58921 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Absolute truth. Calling yourself an adult is just being a kid playing with their parent's clothes to feel mature.
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#58922 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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If your prof disagrees have her pm me.
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#58923 (permalink) | |
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#58924 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I'm so tall that I have to use one of these to reach far enough for a wank, so the glove fits.
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#58926 (permalink) | |
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#58928 (permalink) | |
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Customer in drive-thru: Do you have Zero Coke?
Me in my head: Nah we got lots of Coke.
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A secretary who can't even make coffee.
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