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Old 11-06-2018, 07:30 PM   #56761 (permalink)
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Wut?

elph is a man with a BIG magic penis

she was SCREAMING
Dude was in here drunkenly lamenting over her possibly being 'the one' and when I try to console him on it I get the old condescending "oh, I learned that in highschool" shtick (his comment says otherwise) and plenty of misinterpretations of what I said. Oh well.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:32 PM   #56762 (permalink)
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Dude was in here drunkenly lamenting over her possibly being 'the one' and when I try to console him on it I get the old condescending "oh, I learned that in highschool" shtick (his comment says otherwise) and plenty of misinterpretations of what I said. Oh well.
Don’t be jelly that he ****ed her proper.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:36 PM   #56763 (permalink)
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Don’t be jelly that he ****ed her proper.
No, I'm happy for him. Seemed to have pulled him out of that depression he was going through.


But seriously though, your obsession with elph's dick is kind of weird.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:44 PM   #56764 (permalink)
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The old man clearly hasn't gotten it up in months and is living vicariously through elph. I'm just sorry I'm letting him down.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:46 PM   #56765 (permalink)
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The old man clearly hasn't gotten it up in months and is living vicariously through elph. I'm just sorry I'm letting him down.
That’s ok, son. I love you both the same.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:50 PM   #56766 (permalink)
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This is the weirdest sitcom I've ever seen.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:58 PM   #56767 (permalink)
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Weirder than the Hitler sitcom?

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Old 11-06-2018, 08:02 PM   #56768 (permalink)
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Weirder than the Hitler sitcom?
Not quite, but it can get there.
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:47 PM   #56769 (permalink)
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That’s ok, son. I love you both the same.
Can we go camping?
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Old 11-06-2018, 09:10 PM   #56770 (permalink)
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Can we go camping?
Yes bitch


In fact we’re gonna get a food truck/camper and do it for life
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